If only I could Play the Ukulele

This might be the best mustache-themed wood inlay Ukulele I've ever seen. This one-of-a-kind piece is designed by Xylocopa and features 25 fantastic staches. The head of the Ukulele reads:

"There are three kinds of men you must never trust;

a man who hunts south of the Thames,

a man who has soup for lunch,

and a man that waxes his moustahce."

-Sir James Richards